Alpha to Omega

In this world of social chaos and mayhem, I find myself drawn to the world of "Un"reality. This is much to the displeasure of a certain snotty part of me that subscribes to the stereotype that people who communicate over the internet are either life's rejects or insane. However, I find that due to people's strange and oftentimes tiresome reaction to me in person, it is much easier to express myself effectively on an alternative medium. It is also easier for me to get any sort of genuine attentiveness to the actual opinions coming out of my mouth. What this means is that I am open to stories, questions, and general shooting of the proverbial shit. So, in the unlikely event that anyone would like to respond to my blogging, please send all fan mail and/or cult offerings to critical_darling@hotmail.com. Please note, I do not bother with attachments, so don't bother sending them.

Please be aware that I find the concept of cyber shorthand to be unbearably irritating. I also find the fact that people with decent educational backgrounds have been writing to me using the following example phrasing "Your a dumbass", "alot of donuts", "i am a jackass" and "what a stupid boi" sincerely offensive. Please refrain from writing in idiot, I don't speak that language (I am not sadistic enough to hold typos against you).