Alpha to Omega

I was already shocked and appalled that people could ever want to go to sleep so that someone could cut their face open and scrape away sections of flesh and bone, all for purely vain reasons, but now they've made it into a game show. So, I had this idea.

Three contestants live in a house for three weeks while they get to know each other and fight and cry to each other about how ugly they are, all while planning for plastic surgery. The show spends a lot of time interviewing the competitors as they detail what they like and dislike about their faces. They have group sessions, kind of like group therapy, where they vote on the right facial features for each other and cut "the perfect" lips, eyes and boobs out of magazines to make collages of their new bodies. Then, at the end of the three weeks, they are put to sleep and intentionally carved and diced badly. When they reveal the results on live television, the contestant that manages to open her mouth wide enough to scream and can cry real tears wins a new SUV. The catch phrase could be "CAN you smile? You're on Candid Camera!"